Geico has the Gecko. Progressive has Flo.
You get Ted.
Meet Ted Templeman
Ted Templeman is a financial advisor who never takes chances with his clients — but in his own time? He’s constantly in over his head.
Blindfolded, skydiving, or juggling chainsaws, Ted’s “off-hours” stunts make one thing clear: when it comes to your money, boring is good.
Big firms have their mascots. Now, so do you.
Your Cure for Sameness
The giants solved this years ago.
National firms like Geico, Progressive, and Liberty Mutual built humor-driven campaigns that made them unforgettable.
A familiar character, a consistent look, a joke that lands — and suddenly they own mindshare.
It works because it’s repeatable, safe, and sticky. That’s why the biggest budgets in financial services keep going back to it.
Plug Right In
A ready-to-run campaign built for advisors.
We’ve built the social media ad campaign that does for local advisors what Geico and Progressive do nationally — quarterly humorous spots with a unified look and a memorable character.
We handle everything: creative, production, and distribution. The system’s already built and scheduled — as close to plug-and-play as marketing gets.
Our team's work is featured on top channels
3-Easy Steps
Own Your Market. Run the Campaign that Sticks.
STEP ONE
Book a Call
See how the campaign works and whether your region is available.
STEP TWO
Claim Your Territory
Lock in exclusive rights — only one advisor per region. Once it’s yours, no competitor can touch it.
STEP THREE
(We) Run the Campaign
We produce, place, and manage your ads. You get the recognition.
We Build Visibility,
You Build Loyalty
Unforgettable Brand Identity
A recurring campaign that makes people laugh — and remember you. Recognition builds. Trust follows.
Hands Off – High Visibility
You don’t lift a finger — but always know what’s coming. Scripts, campaigns, and performance updates stay at your fingertips.
Local Market Exclusivity
Claim your territory and become the advisor people know by name. Only one per region — and it’s yours to own.
Meet Hot House
Here to Help Local Advisors Win the Long Game
We started Hot House because we’ve seen firsthand how hard it is for financial advisors to stand out — especially the ones doing good work right in their own communities. Most rely on referrals or generic digital marketing. Meanwhile, the big firms are running full-scale ad campaigns with characters, taglines, and trust baked in.
We thought: why shouldn’t regional firms have that, too?
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Hot House is built on a simple belief: regional firms deserve national-quality advertising — delivered with zero hassle, built for the long game, and designed to make your name stick in your market.
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We create recurring ad campaigns that feel like they belong on TV — the kind of polished, character-driven work big brands used to reserve for prime time, but built for today’s social media ad landscape. These platforms deliver the reach, repetition, and staying power it takes to own your market. You get one advisor per region, a campaign ready to run, and brand recognition that builds over time — not overnight.
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We’ve spent years producing work for pharma giants, financial firms, national ad agencies, and major streaming platforms like Netflix and Amazon. We’ve also worked directly with financial advisors and know the industry, the compliance hurdles, and the challenge of making a real impact in a crowded space.
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Our philosophy is simple: humor, repetition, and exclusivity work. They’ve always worked. We’re just giving those tools to the people who’ve never had access to them — until now.
Book Your Territory Call
We work with one advisor per region — availability is limited.
All inquiries to:
No obligation. We’ll confirm availability and set up a quick Zoom call to walk you through the campaign.